Rules and Etiquette When Hiring A Band

I found this--it was written by an anonymous Austin musician whom I tend to agree with quite often.

There are certain things that shouldn't need to be written about but, obviously, they do. So here are a few rules and basic etiquette to follow when hiring a band.

Beer
This one is very important. It's what makes us play gooder. Trust me on this one. Provide the band with decent beer and a good time will be had by all. And I'm not talking about the crappy beer either. No Budweiser, Miller, Coors, or "light" version--or any other variety from any of those beer groups. We don't like that stuff. Oh, and don't try to charge us "import" prices for Shiner Bock. Pull out a map--it's in Texas, stupid. Shiner, Texas--ever heard of it? And--to be honest--you shouldn't be charging us to drink. It's part of the deal.

Attendance
Don't act like it's up to us to pack your place out. If you run a bar that doesn't have enough appeal to bring in a dozen or so people, then maybe you should invest in something like a Ms. Pac Man arcade game or a mechanical bull. And don't give us grief about the attendance if you're located in a city other than Austin. I don't live in (insert name of town here) so you can't really expect me to promote the show. I'll put up a few posts about it on MySpace but I won't be hanging up posters and handing out flyers.

Pay
If you own a club in Austin, this is probably a foreign concept to most of you. But, yeah, believe it or not, we like to be compensated for our time. I put more effort into a gig than I put into my day job. Well, I mean, I don't have to haul in a bunch of musical gear to my job. Quit offering some sort of percentage of the bar. There are way too many what-if's and it usually ends up with me saying "what if we just say no"? If you figure out what you're willing to pay and it works out to less than minimum wage per hour per band member--don't insult us. With that being said, it's really a sliding scale when it comes to pay. And it has a lot to do with the level of difficulty. If we're going to have a great time, drink lots of beer, get a meal out of it, and you're providing a working PA--we'll work for cheap. (Note: if you're a restaraunt, two things: 1. just pay the band--you're making money on food and drinks and 2. feed the band...seriously...we get hungry, too.) If we have to load all of our gear, drive to another city (usually in rush hour, right after working all day), bring our own PA, get charged import prices for domestic beer, and pay for parking--then it's gonna cost a whole lot more. I'm sure I don't even have to draw attention to the price of gas these days. But--yeah, that all gets considered when booking a show.

Blues for Benny

Sorry I haven't written here in awhile. We were busy touring the west coast with Mike Ness (Social Distortion) for three weeks.

I guess I should start this entry with a bit of a back-story. We had been gearing up for this trip for about six weeks prior to our departure. Benny Peters (Benny & the Fly-By-Niters) had signed on to pick guitar with us. He had done his homework and was good to go on all the material.

Then he decided to help me move.

The Saturday before we were to leave, Benny and his wife, Cindy, volunteered to help me move. Bear also offered his services. So--after we got the U-Haul loaded--we went to the new house. Benny was getting ready to take the first thing off the truck when he stepped back where there was no step. Down he went...hard. He broke his leg (both bones), his left forearm (both bones), and completely shattered his left elbow. And all he could do is tell me how he was sorry he wouldn't be able to go on tour with us.

My brother and I thought we should give it 24 hours because--who knows?--maybe he can pull it together enough to still do the tour. After four hours in surgery the following day, we realized that we were in need of another guitarist for our tour.

I made a round of phone calls the next day and finally connected with Eddie Biebel. He had just left Wayne Hancock's band and, thankfully, was up for the task of learning all the material in about two days.

I'm happy to report that Benny is on the mend and has been getting around without the aid of a wheelchair lately. He's even picking up the guitar and playing for as long as he can. We hope he's back out there playing and singing soon.

This is a video of Benny from 2000.